What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.