What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.