What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.