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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Bad Baby Jokes More Bad Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!