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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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