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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

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The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Second Monkey Jokes More Second Monkey Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D