What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees