Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.