What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.