What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"