What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.