What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided