What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.