How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.