How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...