What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.