What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men