What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men