What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor."

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !