How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.