How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.