How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)