What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom