What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.