Snoop Dogg.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Half a dog.
A cripple.
Half a cat.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Half of a cat.
Lean Beef
Half a cat
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
Morning Ham
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
A pit bull.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
With dog diskettes!
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
A: Because he was always spotted.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
half a sack
With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)
