What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !