Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

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They respawn.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Green Card Jokes More Green Card Jokes

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.