Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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They keep stealing green cards.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards