Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Oh, wait they're done.

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I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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First we steal two Eggs

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.