Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.