What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System