I reddit.
He fell on his ash.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
A: a $20 bill
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.