What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!