What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.