Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.