Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist