What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns