Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.