What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns