Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!