Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!