Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.