Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...