Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Conversation Jokes More Conversation Jokes

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.