Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Ground State Jokes More Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.