Ground State Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!