Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...