Because its the only love they get.
Two flutists playing in unison.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Get in the Batmobile Robin.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
Its the only place she can get love.