What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore