What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.