What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Home on the Range'!

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I have left my Mark on Mars"

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.