What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip