What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.