What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !