What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS