Self-raising flour
Raise a family.
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They both lost their pop.
Tulips on your organ.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
