Where is the worst place to play hide a...

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

I.C.U. Jokes More I.C.U. Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.