Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.