What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.