When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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They always fall back on old habits.

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Because she hasn't got arms !

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Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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A lumberjack.

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He saw a tree.

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Poll tree!

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Hide and Speak !

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Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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He picked up his hammer and saw.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'