When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

See Jokes More See Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'