Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.