What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What do you wear when it's raining homophobia?

A straight jacket.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off