What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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What would make Batman really salty?

Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents