Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".