Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!