Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.