Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now