Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.