What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction