What's blue and sits on the toilet?

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.