What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare