What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.