What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!