What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.