What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)