Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!