Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.