What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this