What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.